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  Kodo the Halfling's quite fat And not very bright, come to that. I fear that it's plain That his fat little brain Has been torched by a dose of the clap

I remain, As ever, With the deepest respect, sir Sleipnir na Gralam, Knight of the Rose


In addition to his noxious smell I'm afraid that poor Kodo can't spell He really should keep clear That my name's spelt Sleipnir Not Sliepnir, which won't work as well

Sleipnir


O wonderous Babajaga the Fleet! She's marvelously quick on her feet. She can polish the arms Of two diff'rent gendarmes Between serving the soup and the meat.

Yours, Prue.


For polishing arms, we all knew, The best in the business was Prue But I do assure thee If that witch came near me I'd run for a mile. Wouldn't you?

Sleipnir


These lim'ricks grow worse by the day, Though this witch must needs have her say. Let her head, though mulish, Not lead to words cruelish -- Nor brayed at her predator, pray.

Healery


These otherwise sensible men Have set their wits at odds again. But for all their ambitions, With so few munitions, They just look like fools to their friends.

Tayra


Sleipnir, a knight in Lok'Groton, One night drank himself most besotten. Blame too much of brew, Or his wife (she's a shrew), But with Luce he's a bastard begotten.

--Prue.


Once a knight in foul rumours immersed Drew pen and drew blood, well at first... But no matter how fine a student It just wouldn't be Prue-dent To continue 'gainst one so "well-versed"

+r / Kodo


That Prue is a witch, 'tis so clear There is but little doubt, I do fear. It is, I do think, The warts and the stink That give it away, when you're near.

To say I've a bastard with Luce Has not a small morsel of truth For her long greasy locks (and the marks of the pox) Make my face turn the colour of puce.

Sleipnir


A knight with morals seemingly diffuse Lounged about with women quite Luce He claimed all witches had pox Now that's thinking out of the box! But the twins resemblance may be hard to excuse...

+r / Kodo

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