Mr Bunco owns a tent in Northeast Farm. He charges 5 coins to anyone who wishes to enter.
Good day Ladies and Gentlemen.
Greetings friends of all races.
Step right up!
See the most amazing show in town.
This adventure is guaranteed to excite you.
Onward! Into the unknown.
Don't be shy.
Be the first to see the magical mystical talking statue.
This baby dates back to the time of the Ancients.
Wow the kiddies.
This will be the most astounding thing you ever see in your lifetime.
You have my word on that.
Only 5 small coins to enter.
Those that hear its words are forever changed.
All are a bit wiser.