The Epnguin is a holy being of pure spiffitude. Members of FERT worship and praise His/Her/Its name. The Epnguin is everywhere, and nowhere, at once. The Epnguin is within everyone and everything, and flows through holy instruments such as the crucifert, bringing joy to those He/She/It touches. He/She/It is always up for a good smiting now and then, so be careful.