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SouthFarmEmpireThe South Farm Empire was formed by the exile Phelps under a free election. At the suggestion of a passing fisherman who smelled like Martinis, the population of the South Farms elected Phelps as King in All Perpetuity by a margin of one vote to none. He then crowned himself King Phelps the Everlasting and proceeded to form a nobility for his new empire in exchange for nominal gifts. King Phelps the Everlasting later proceeded to conquer virtually every known land by traveling to these places and declaring them conquered. The throne sits empty today after Phelps the Everlasting declared a day of drunkenness and was not seen again. |
