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HymnsOfPraiseToConeBeast

1 Cone Beast loves me, this I know, for the scratch-post tells me so. Little whiskers short and long, we are weak but she is strong.

Refrain: Yes, Cone Beast loves me! Yes, Cone Beast loves me! Yes, Cone Beast loves me, the scratch-post tells me so.

2 Cone Beast’s eyes so wide and bright pounce on yarn with sheer delight In a box and hid from sight, Cone Beast’s love is pure and right.

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3 When moon is high and night is still, Cone Beast prowls with a feline skill. Chasing dots, a playful thrill, Cone Beast’s love is boundless still.

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Let us purr and knead our paws, In Her Bounty find no flaws Cone Beast’s love, like gentle claws, woven into our feline laws.