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ConeBeast A mysterious goddess of Life and Bounty. She is recognized by the wizards, the ancient witches, the centaurs, and by countless exiles. (May her floofy paws guide us.) As Cone Beast gives us life, so does the The Grim Weeder take it. At the end of a LoriHunt when the portal was not used, it is a customary act of piety to fall in attempting to smite the Grim Weeder and be chained out. It must also be specified that if one has the financial wherewithal to do so, the Church of Cone Beast suggests an offering of coins be made to all participating Healers and Mystics, as this ensures that your devotion is truly pious, not a cost-saving measure. One of her acolytes was responsible for giving exiles the clue for how to use the puffin network in the Bookfort?, an act of tremendous Bounty. Cone Beast blesses our hunts with Bounteous coins and critters, and one may, as an act of faith, send a think message, "Praise be to glorious Cone Beast!" if one achieves understanding of a lesson or survives a particularly treacherous fight. When one mentions our glorious feline divinity, particularly pious members of the church may immediately add, "(May her Floofy paws guide us)", although this is not required, even of clergy. Inspired by the great Cone Beast, Lorikeet bestowed divine wisdom upon us that shall be remembered through the ages; written in the Book of the Cone that, "Lwr'a fo ro cillFW RHWN"? Testaments to the glory of Cone Beast:Tart'targ asks, "What brings ya by?" (non-Cone Beast related discussion) Shadowfire says, "Also to deliver unto you the good news of Cone Beast, may her floofy paws guide us." (Tart'targ raises one paw in the sign of the Cone Beast.) Shadowfire asks, "Have the centaurs heard the Good News of Cone Beast?" Centaur says, "We dream of many beasts with cones." Shadowfire says, "That her floofy paw reaches out to save us all and deliver us great bounty" Shadowfire says, "gjkkkkkkkkk;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;" Noivad says, "oh what a wonderful message" Inu Teisei says, "they should be koppi's" Coriakin says, "Truly, an inscrutable mind" Noivad says, "so full of depth" Inu Teisei says, "conebeast's floofy rules and sayings" Centaur says, "Your Cone Beast shares powerful dreams." Shadowfire asks, "Praytell Brother Sasour, have you heard the Good News of Cone Beast?" Sasour the Hatchet growls, "That is soundin' convenient." Shadowfire says, "The Bounty of Cone Beast is very convenient indeed." Siror says, "The Master is elsewhere, but we will find him." Shadowfire says, "Blessings of Cone Beast be upon you." a Siror thinks to you, "Does she bring news of the master?" Shadowfire says, "Cone Beast gives us life and Bounty, which may include news of the Master, though that would be a question of divine providence" Shadowfire asks, "Brother Almost Ramandu, have you heard the Good News of Cone Beast?" Noivad says, "Praise the cone" Ramandu asks, "The Cone Beast? With the floof and such?" Shadowfire says, "Correct, Giver of life and Bounty. Eternal Foe of the Grim Weeder" Ramandu ponders, "Is Ramandu a Coneian?" Shadowfire says, "A devout one" The Church of Cone Beast cannot confirm nor deny that this Ramandu was the Darshak noble Pavela Winemoon in disguise Shadowfire asks, "Have you heard the Good News of Cone Beast, Michael?" Michael asks, "no....?" (So shocked was Michael by the majesty of Cone Beast that he forgot to drop an f-bomb) Shadowfire asks, "Have you heard the Good News of Cone Beast?" TreeBeard asks, "cone beast?" Shadowfire says, "Cone Beast is the fuzzy goddess of life and the hunt" TreeBeard exclaims, "oh she sounds cool!" Behold a story of instant conversion: Shadowfire asks, "Brother Snert, have you heard the Good News of Cone Beast?" Shadowfire says, "And the Bad News of the Grim Weeder. Cone Beast is the source of life and Bounty, may her floofy paws guide us." Snert yells, "Floof the beast!" Shadowfire asks, "Brother Shadrock, have you heard the Good News of Cone Beast?" Shadrock growls, "yes, I have"  |
