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ChurchOfConeBeast

The Church of Cone Beast

A religious order with widespread membership, dedicated to the veneration of Cone Beast and opposition to The Grim Weeder.

Current clergy: Deacon Onashi, Deacon Noivad, Friar Ramandu, Reverend Mother Lorikeet, High Priestess Shadowfire, Prioress Katreesa, Friar Shakyamuni

Lay members: Brother Maximus, Elder Hashak?, Sister Mirabel?, Brother Coriakin, Brother TreeBeard, Sister Aurelie, Sister Valadorei?, Sister Inu Tesei?, Sister Palmeri?, Brother Stinkfist, Sister Pun'isher, Brother Icy, Brother Kani, Brother L'otso, Brother Osha Hornblow'r, Brother Athl, Bishop Largo.

Hymns of Praise to Cone Beast

Testaments to the glory of Cone Beast:

Tart'targ asks, "What brings ya by?"

(non-Cone Beast related discussion) Shadowfire says, "Also to deliver unto you the good news of Cone Beast, may her floofy paws guide us."

(Tart'targ raises one paw in the sign of the Cone Beast.)

Shadowfire asks, "Have the centaurs heard the Good News of Cone Beast?"

Centaur says, "We dream of many beasts with cones."

Shadowfire says, "That her floofy paw reaches out to save us all and deliver us great bounty"

Shadowfire says, "gjkkkkkkkkk;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;"

Noivad says, "oh what a wonderful message"

Inu Teisei says, "they should be koppi's"

Coriakin says, "Truly, an inscrutable mind"

Noivad says, "so full of depth"

Inu Teisei says, "conebeast's floofy rules and sayings"

Centaur says, "Your Cone Beast shares powerful dreams."